Start your Tuesday with a joke!

"Jagvar" (Jagvar) 08/26/2014 at 09:11 • Filed to: None

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

Repeated absences and stealing.

Jagvar > Jagvar 08/26/2014 at 09:20

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says, "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says, "I just got back from a funeral."

Jagvar > Jagvar 08/26/2014 at 09:21

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A guy walks into a bar.

He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.

Jagvar > Jagvar 08/26/2014 at 09:23

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Jagvar > Jagvar 08/26/2014 at 09:23

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was blind and deaf.

RazoE > Jagvar 08/26/2014 at 09:27

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A horse walks into a bar.

Animal control is swiftly called and since it is impossible to determine who the owner is, he is put down.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Jagvar 08/26/2014 at 09:48

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Two worms in your apple.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jagvar 08/26/2014 at 13:54

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Why cant Helen Keller Drive a Car?

Because She's Dead